This evening the gentleman from Brewerspundit.com will be heading to the land of John Wayne Gacy and hot dogs with everything. Tonight we will descend upon the friendly confines resplendent in full Brewer regalia. We shall have pockets full of change to offer to the locals so they can safely and efficiently pay the tolls on their ways home after suffering the evenings humiliation, which is no doubt in store. Led by the addition of Mike "The Stimulant" Cameron, the Brewers shall rain down a fury of extra base hits and stolen bases upon the lovable losers from the south. A deafening crack off the bat of Prince Fielder will announce to all in attendance that the Cubs reign of futility will endure. Gagne loading the bases on walks then striking out the side will be the defiant taunt that will pull down the pants of Cubs fans and spank them. Get ready Chi town because Brewerspundit.com is coming, and fully expects to leave with a series victory packed in it's bags.

Do you smell that Pinella? Smells like fear.