After I posted my last entry I gave Prince Fielder a call* to suggest to him that he go back to eating red meat. After a lengthy discussion he agreed with me to a degree and said while he wouldn't go back to red meat he would try eating a couple chickens before Friday nights game. So what happened? Fielder hits his first home run of spring training. I also suggested that Fielder switch his bats to those disposable old-growth hardwood bats. He said he'd have to think about that. I'm glad I could help in some small way.

   In response to a couple of comments from previous posts. Larry from Peshtigo. The reason I suggested Cameron will be batting second is because he has batted second in every spring training game thus far. I must be reading into this one too much. As far as Gwynn not making the team at the beginning of the season. You are a racist.

   Tom from Appleton. I'm glad I make you happy and in some way make your dull existence seem neccessary. peace.

*Note: The weekly conversations I will have with Prince are not actual conversations. These are fantastical dialogues that happen in my own head. I also expect to have a fireside chat with Ghandi and JJ Hardy sometime in August.