Opening day is finally here and I couldn't be happier. Finally we can begin proving all the naysayers wrong. The Brewers are the team to beat in the NL Central. All this media talk of how this is the Cubs year is b.s. 100 years of futility will slowly creap it's way to 100 more, starting this season. The Milwaukee Brewers will prove to be the superior team. Honestly, I can't think of one Cubs player that is better than the Brewer counterpart. Zambrano/Sheets? A healthy Sheets curveball beats a Zambrano sucker punch any day. Lee/Fielder? This one is close, so I'll go with the tiebreaker. Fielder outweighs Lee by 20 pounds and thus could take him in a street fight. Soriano/Braun? Braun ROY, Soriano overpayed and as stated previously in this blog, has only warning track power. Fukunotme/Hart? Seriously? Hart's a stud, Fucku eats seaweed. DeRosa/Weeks? Weeks is one of the best lead off hitters in baseball and will prove it so this season. DeRosa had 1 stolen base last year. One more than "No Hustle" Estrada had for us. Ramirez/Hall? Oh, I guess they got us on this one.

   Looking at the lineups, we've got em by the short and curlies. If the weather holds we can start our march to the playoffs. Man, the people who set up the schedule were geniuses. Let's play baseball at Wrigley on March 31. While 90 minutes north there is a warm dry stadium sitting empty. I guess it doesn't matter, rain or shine the Cubs still suck.

Brewers 9, Cubs 2