40 year old Jim Edmonds is coming to town. Can.t be worse that Leif / Jody Gerut.

Joe Inglett was signed off waivers today from Texas. In 211 lifetime games he has betted .293. Probably signed to a minor leagur deal, but has  a good chance to be this year's Lopez/Kapler find. Now sign Johnny Damon for 3 million or so and trade hart for some good stuff.

Look out AZ I'm coming. I'll be sporting the hell out of my new Game-Worn Chris Oxspring spring training jersey from like 2005 that I picked up this winter at the Brewers rummage sale for $25. Sweeeeeeeeeet

The new/old Brewer Doug Davis' facial hair is sweat. The guy we originally traded him away for had one too, but Eric Estrada's looked sloppy compared to Davis' well groomed flavor saver. Not only do I like his aesthetically pleasing profile but I believe he can pitch better than the pile of crap 2-5 pitchers we had to sit through last year. Thanks DM 

I'm sorry that should read Corey Hart is going to arbitration with the Brewers. He's asking for a raise of about a half million dollars over what he made last year. You have to love baseball, or any major sport for that matter. You can totally not live up to expectations while getting paid a ton of money to play a game and fully expect to receive a nice bump in salary.

The Cubs suck my stimulus.